在網上看到一段中式英語，很搞笑，貼上來，跟農機同仁一起樂和樂呵，一起開開心。

 

1．we two who and who？　　 咱倆誰跟誰阿　　
2．how are you ? how old are you? 　　 怎么是你，怎么老是你？　　
3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 　　你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！　　 你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 　　有事起奏，無事退朝
6．you me you me 　　 彼此彼此　　
7．You Give Me Stop!! 　　 你給我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow 　　 知之為知之，不知為不知...
9．WATCH SISTER 　　 表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 　　龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough 　　美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 　　 車禍現場描述
13．heart flower angry open 　　心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past 　　 走過路過，不要錯過
15．小明：I am sorry! 　　 老外：I am sorry too! 　　小明：I am sorry three! 　　 老外：What are you sorry for? 　　小明：I am sorry five!